A few things to note:
- I may or may not write about you. If you’re in my family, if we’ve ever met, talked, or shared a mildly awkward elevator ride, congratulations!!! You’re potential blog material. Names will be changed to protect the guilty (unless you’re really asking for it).
- I swear sometimes. If the f-bomb offends you, then I’m not sorry and you should probably stop now while you’re ahead.
- Opinions ahead! These are my personal ramblings. If you disagree, that’s cool… just don’t yell at me in the comments unless you’re also bringing snacks.
- No refunds. You clicked here voluntarily. If you leave offended or weirdly inspired, that’s on you.
You have been warned…